The Best & Worst of 1999


Originally posted by Liz, replied to by many others

 

Sorry guys, these lists are all around me and I thought why not give it a whirl with the object of my year-long obsession!! With apologies if I saw a scene differently than you did... and please feel free to add your own ...

 

Most Romantic Moment:

A toughie, but I think I'll have to go with Bauer Post-Shower Bedroom scene when they are THIS close and Danny says he'll give it all up for her. (Admittedly, this scene probably won because of the whisker burn in the scene after ...)

 

Most Unexpected Romantic Moment:

Wedding Night Dropping of Dress and Kiss that followed

 

Most Insipid Romantic Moment:

(Tie) At Church, before Non-Bombing: Church Bells and At Lighthouse, touching of door business

 

Most Disappointing Romantic Moment:

How many ways can we say the Little c?

 

Best THUD Line:

"You know why"

 

Most Over-Used Line (OK, phrase):

"I promise"

 

Second Most Over-Used Line:

"I love you"

 

Best Danny Speech:

No contest: "I am a Man"

 

Best Michelle Speech:

At Lighthouse, "I tried to forget you, I REALLY tried...."

 

Best Line/Gesture to Make It Past the Censors:

"Fresh Out" – after checking under the covers for ice cream

 

Best Use of Tears:

– By Danny: during offer to divorce her
– By Michelle: at Laurel Falls wedding, when Danny says "Michelle, Michelle.."

 

Worst Use of Tears:

– by Danny: Courtroom scenes (should I say, non-tears)

 

Best Sparring Scene:

(Tie) First Lighthouse Scene, after Jesse leaves:

  • "You're acting like a spoiled brat, Michelle"
  • "So Divorce Me!"

And Casa Santos Bedroom entire scene leading to "Learn More Spanish"

 

Best Touchy-Feeley Moment:

Danny: tummy rub
Michelle: blowing on Danny's neck while wearing white nightgown

 

Best Kisses (Several Categories)

      Best Unexpected Kiss

          Hands-down winner: The Diner Kiss

     Most Passionate Kiss

          At Lighthouse, when Danny first tells Michelle he loves her

     Most Erotic Kiss

          At Church, post Mrs. Silva, when Michelle is trying to distract Danny

     Best Use of Tongue

          Birth Control Practice moment

     Kiss of Kisses

          Wedding Night Kiss

     Most Disappointing Kiss

          Any kiss since Laurel Falls (aka the "I am home" kiss)

 

Most Intense Manny Moment:

Hands-around-the-Neck scene

 

Saddest Manny Moment:

(Tie) Goodbye Scene in Bauer Kitchen and Entire Park Bench scenes

 

Giddiest Manny Moment:

At Palace in S.C. when Danny has her pinned against the desk

 

Cheesiest Manny Moment:

Danny carrying Michelle out of restaurant in SC

 

Most Embarrassing Manny Moment:

Tinkerbell chimes

 

Most Humiliating Manny Scene:

Firing Squad

 

Best After-Glow Scene: 

Casa Santos Bedroom, after Danny flew Josh to S.C.

 

Best Look:

By Michelle: when Carmen drops the Drew Bomb
By Danny: in S.C. restaurant when he says "Do you know how much I love you?"

 

Best Gratuitous Use of Body: (not that there's anything wrong with it...)

Michelle: Pool Scene
Danny: At docks, camera panning down his body – slowly – to Michelle floating in water

 

Best Appreciation of Cleavage by Danny:

Of Michelle in the Towel

 

Most Tasteless Appreciation of Cleavage by Danny:

Of Carmen's dress, at the Welcome Home Party

 

Best Wardrobe:

Michelle: Black dress at Welcome Home Party
Danny: wet tux

 

Worst Wardrobe Moments:

Danny: in Pilar's bedroom at Company
Michelle: Halloween costume

 

Best Small Storyline Arc:

What else: Danny Intro to Letting Her Go

 

Worst Small Storyline Arc

(Tie) Non-Bombing in Church and Introduction and mis-use of TOW

 

Favorite Manny Scene:

Still waiting ... for you-know-what!

 


 

Posted by Jenn

 

Best pet name:

Michelle:   any use of 'babe' in SC house
Danny:   "Goodbye, baby, I love you" post Christmas

 

Best "I don't think we were supposed to hear that" line"

Danny to Michelle during Mrs. Silva love scene: "are you okay?"

 


 

 

Posted by Kristie

 

Best Line

Danny: (tie) "Are you okay?" & "How ya doin' Grace."
Michelle: (tie) "He just gets to me sometimes, you know?" & "You owe me a party, so let's party."

 

Favorite Danny Speech

oh come on, as if "I Am a Man" isn't the popular choice?

 

Favorite Michelle Speech

"I'm not just your wife, I'm your life"

 

Most Insipid Romantic Moment

Pulling the rope to reveal the parting bushes and that woodsy scene drenched in pepto bismol

 

Favorite Kiss

The second wedding kiss after the dress drop & Kisses up the back on their 2nd wedding night

 

Most Intense Manny Moment

The 1st lighthouse when he climbs into bed with her and says "Do you know how beautiful you are?"

 

Second place award to move/line that slipped past the censors

Danny's hands all over Michelle's backside and right under, well, you know where they were in the Palace

 

Cheesiest Manny Moment

Can I slip the woodsy bed in here as well? Oh, and lest we forget, Michelle in Nutsberry Farm crying to Doc Bradford, "He's my husband, and I love him" pounding on chest for emphasis.

 

Most serious scene that turned into a laugh riot

Danny struggling to get a rigormortis inflicted Michelle off of that Nutsberry Farm cot and out the door without dropping her

 

Favorite Pet name

Danny: Baby
Michelle: Babe

 

Dumbest plot to keep them apart

That whole Monty Python and the Holy Bomb sketch

 

Best plot to keep them apart

Michelle as Murder Suspect #1 in Ben Warren's shooting

 

Best "Oh My" moments

Danny: when he thought for just a nanosecond that she was pregnant
Michelle: When she told Danny "You broke my heart"

 

Best Tears

Danny: "I just got so excited when I thought you might be pregnant."
Michelle: Ditto on the tears at the Laurel Falls wedding

 

Best Sound Effects

Danny:  His low growly moan/sigh at the lighthouse before the kidnapping
Michelle: Her combination giggle and squeak move when Danny is unwrapping her from that gold towel

 

Worst allusion to a literary work

Danny's rendition of Edgar Allen Poe's "The bells, bells, bells, bells" before church bombing.

 

Best allusion to a literary work

The entire winter Santos story a la Bill Shakespeare

 

Best Michelle moments

(tie) Drunk Michelle at Millennium and afterward & D/D reveal

 

Best Danny moments

Anytime he's verbally sparring with someone, esp. Michelle

 

Best use of an appliance that can double as a sex toy

Danny using the cordless drill

 

Worst use of an appliance that can double as a sex toy

Danny trying to drill Pilar's breasts.

 

 


 

 

Posted by Marie

 

Most Disappointing lack of follow-through scene

After kissing bandit Danny scaled the heights to Michelle's bedroom after Reva's wedding to partake in seventy seconds worth of sensual stolen kisses, an off screen noise kept our lovebirds off screen for the entire next episode.

 

Best follow-through scene

After Michelle and Danny sang a few bars of "O Holy Night", they actually woke up in bed together in the next episode! The scenes that followed were some of the best, most poignant Manny scenes ever, IMO. I absolutely LOVED the dialogue, Danny's gift and reassurances, Michelle's being upset throughout that she didn't have a gift for him, and Manny clinging to one another for dear life.

 


 

 

Posted by Krissy

 

Best "Duh!" Moment for Danny

Danny realizing he had caller ID on his cell phone when Michelle was kidnapped

 

Best "Duh!" Moment for Michelle

Realizing that she had proof against Carmen when Bill told her about the clock being stopped by a bullet.

 


 

 

Posted by Kevin622

 

Best Manny Angst Moment

Courtroom scenes after Michelle is denied bail

 

Worst Manny Angst Moment

SC firing squad (What was the point?)

 

Best Use of Michelle's assets

(Tie) Michelle trying to convince Danny to go back to SC and Michelle's costume at the Halloween party as she gives Danny CPR.

 


 

 

Posted by Candace

 

Most playful Manny moment (tie)

Wandering in the SC castle, and Nancy Drew with the chocolates.

 

 


 

 

Posted by Krissy

 

Hottest Outfit on Danny

The sheer shirt, leather jacket, and black pants worn before the shower scene

 

Hottest Outfit on Michelle

The San Cristobal ball gown

 

Krissy's Favorite Outfit on Danny

The suit, shirt and tie worn when he crashed the Chevy Lumina - delicious!

 


 

 

Posted at Andrea

 

Most Embarrassing & Cheesy Manny moment(one in the same)

Parting of trees and Tinkerbell chimes

 

Best Appreciation of Cleavage by Danny

1)  Ditto w/Michelle in towel and
2)  Michelle in the San Cristobel Masked Ball gown. (Manny is standing on staircase)

 

Best Gratuitous Use of Bodies

1)  Danny & Michelle undressing in 1st Lighthouse scene
2)  Ditto w/Michelle in Pool scene

 

Most Unexpected Kiss

1)  Definitely Diner kiss but must add...
2)  1st Lighthouse kiss (Danny: "Can you go through with this)". After kiss, Michelle: "Does that answer your question".

 

Most Erotic Kiss

Must include Michelle's dream sequence in Bauer kitchen along with post Silva incident

 

Most Disappointing Kiss

Danny: Any kiss to TOW and YKW. (nuff said)

 

Best "Oh My" Moments

Gotta add "Secret Spot" scene

 

Best Line/Gesture to make it past censors

1)  For sure the "fresh out" line in ice-cream scene but,
2)  When Danny says to Michelle,  "Why don't you come and sit on my lap and I'll show you how good you look" line runs a close second.  (Island girl/S.C. scene)

 

Best Wardrobe

Danny: ANY Tux

 

Saddest Scene

Gotta add "Christmas morning" and "Jail" scenes

 

Best Use of Tongue

Lest we forget "Palace" kiss (after Danny takes off Michelle's shoe)

 

Most Intense Moment

1)  Ditto w/"hands on neck" and "1st Lighthouse scenes"
2)  Manny's 1st Wedding Vows  (I felt as anxious as they did about getting through the entire ceremony)

 

Best Speech

Danny: Of course, the "I am a Man" speech
Michelle: "I am your life" speech

 

Best Tears

Danny: "Christmas morning", "setting Michelle free" (in bauer kitchen), "chance meeting @ Lighthouse", and "offer of divorce" (in jail scene). O.K. I cheated. I couldn't pick one
Michelle: "Shower Scene" hands down

 

Best Manny Dance

Dirty Dance @ Millenium

 

Most Clumsy Manny Moment

Danny: Any time he slips on floors
Michelle: Any time she nearly trips in her shoes

 


 

 

Posted by Oliveria

 

Most romanic

Was the first wedding of D & M

 

Worst romantic

The bed in the woods (Hated it)

 


 

 

Posted by Merryll

 

Most Serious Scene that Turned Into a Laugh Riot

Danny diffusing the bomb at church

 

Happiest-go-lucky Moment

Danny putting ketchup on Michelle's nose at breakfast before third wedding attempt

 

Best Danny Speech

I AM A Man, hands down (Second Best: Soliloquy in Casa Santos bedroom holding father's silver pocket watch)

 

Best Michelle Speech

I Am Your Life

 

Biggest Disappointment

Small c in the woods

 

Second Biggest Disappointment

No onscreen passion since the Mrs. Silva scenes

 

Best Expression of Pure Happiness

Danny's joy when he thought Michelle was pregnant

 

Best Abby Moment (other than discovering the sound of tissues being pulled from a box)

Hearing Danny's voice for the first time and commenting on it

 

Best Manny Bed Scene

The ones in Casa Santos preceding Danny's hiding the bearer bonds in Michelle's suitcase

 

Best Manny Beach Scenes

The ones that were never filmed during their honeymoon in SC

 

Best Michelle Giggle

During clandestine meeting at lighthouse when Danny and Michelle went there to make love (you know the scene)

 

And for Kevin and Gary - Best Waste of Michelle's Assets

Michelle's SC Ball costume

 

And I heartily endorse Liz's Best Manny Argument of the Year

In Casa Santos, the one before Manny's wedding ending with, "And learn some Spanish!"

 


 

 

Posted by Spring

 

Best Michelle Giggle

Danny's return from LA, they're on the little bed and Danny reaches for the ringing phone. (Did anyone notice Michelle caressing his arm and pulling on the cord while he was on the phone?)

 


 

 

Posted by JFish

 

Best Michelle Flashback

Trying to convince Jesse (really herself) that she still loves him and she flashbacks to Danny and their wedding kiss

 

Best Danny Flashback

When he's leaving to go to California and he flashbacks to "I Am a Man" speech

 

Best Get this Pillow out of my way scene

Michelle when she's trying to find Danny's 'secret' spots after he returns from LA

 

Best Desk Scene

Manny after the (fine with me) C in the woods before they leave for SC

 

Best "We want to be alone" scene

Danny locking the door after the banker visits them in SC

 

Best eye contact scene for BOTH Danny and Michelle

1st: Lighthouse when Danny tells her he loves her for the first time.
2nd: When he asks her if she believes in love at first sight...

 

Best Adlib Michelle

Intro to SC house - Michelle: "Go Back..." Danny: "I'm lost..."

 

Sweetest in love Kisses

Intro to SC house