From the sublime...

by Candy

December 24, 1999

 

...to the hysterical.

Bored, tired, and fighting off sleep, I thought I'll check out the following:

 

www.manny.com Ok, so nobody's bought that puppy up.. but I did get..
www.mannys.com A sanitary supply company. No comment.
www.pas.com Plant Automation Services.
Here's the fun.. just relishing in the thoughts that rush through your mind when you go to click on "Services" *sigh*. When you click on "About PAS", we get the following:

 

  • "PAS has specific expertise in design, engineering, implementation and maintenance of Honeywell TPS systems." Who knew he was so talented?

 

  • Oddly enough, when in the right frame of mind, one can think dirty thoughts about anything. For example, the following can be found under "Services":

     

    • "We help our clients continuously improve the economic, environmental, and safety performance of their process units by applying (i just started to trail off there... ahh)advanced automation solutions. Our engineers have hands-on experience in a variety of industries. They will work with you to assess and understand your needs, develop your solutions, and achieve your objectives. PAS provides high-quality personal service." No comment.

       

  • Found under "Opportunities":

     

    • "PAS offers a comprehensive benefits package along with excellent compensation. If you are ready to move into a fast-paced work force where your skills can truly make a difference, you should consider PAS."
www.joie.com Um, it's in some other language, but at the top it says "Tip Web - Presence Provider". Um, ok..
www.danny.com Hard core PORN! (aka "Danni's Hard Drive") oh boy..
www.michelle.com Not taken..
www.stenz.com Another foreign site.. but this one has music!
www.lenz.com At least THIS one has a link to an American site! "Lenz is the world's leader in Digital Command Control for model railroads." Not touching that one.
www.youknowwhy.com A dummy page for "Amberset - Intelligent Classroom Products"
www.iamaman.com A site "under construction" in ELEVEN LANGUAGES!
www.cuppage.com *sigh* Nothing
www.thumb.com Anything and EVERYTHING about thumbs.. hilarious site!

Ok, I'm tired.. but if anyone else finds anything good, post it! This was actually quite amusing.

 


 

Re: Gonna Jump Right in Toots!

by Krysta

December 24, 1999

 

PD on the case...

 
www.ppd.com Currently under construction. (hot damn!)
www.wetcurls.com No one's taken that. Sheesh! Don't they realize that me and my chat Mannyac buddies will flock to this site?!
www.curls.com Top of their page reads, " If you've made it here, you're probably bored and out surfing. Luckily, you've surfed to the right place." mwahahaha! Turns out it's a site for trivia. Yay fun!
www.hotitaliansausage.com Surprise! No takers. What a waste...
www.sausage.com Web page for Sausage Software from the makers of Hot Dog Web-Editor. Sound interesting??
www.nookie.com Before you start questioning my sanity, realize that at first I went for "Manny nookie" and when I turned up empty-handed I said what the hell and tried "Nookie.com." As I suspected...hardcore PORNO! So if you're that type...
www.buttrub.com Think Casa Santos/negligee day. Turns out buttrub.com sells barbeque seasonings. So if you're looking to bbq some bonds, there ya go.
www.yeahbaby.com Seemingly innocent web site right? WRONG! Hardcore Porn site under construction.
www.lfw.com Laurel Falls Wedding... Webbie for Laser Focus World (The World of Optoelectronics).

My brain's fried now. Off to Manny Tape World! Happy Holidays!

 


 

 

Thanks for the hard work, PD!

by Candy

December 24, 1999

 

Doing my part, I looked up:

 

www.suckingwetcurls.com *sigh* nothing.. maybe I should jump right on that! Um, not literally.. well, maybe literally.. ahhhhhhhhh.. must go watch pool day!!!!!