From the sublime...
by Candy
December 24, 1999
...to the hysterical.
Bored, tired, and fighting off sleep, I
thought I'll check out the following:
| www.manny.com |
Ok,
so nobody's bought that puppy up.. but I did get.. |
| www.mannys.com |
A
sanitary supply company. No comment. |
| www.pas.com |
Plant
Automation Services. |
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Here's
the fun.. just relishing in the thoughts that rush through
your mind when you go to click on "Services" *sigh*.
When you click on "About PAS", we get the following:
- "PAS has specific
expertise in design, engineering, implementation and
maintenance of Honeywell TPS systems." Who knew he
was so talented?
- Oddly enough, when in the
right frame of mind, one can think dirty thoughts about
anything. For example, the following can be found under
"Services":
- "We help our
clients continuously improve the economic,
environmental, and safety performance of their process
units by applying (i just started to trail off
there... ahh)advanced automation solutions. Our
engineers have hands-on experience in a variety of
industries. They will work with you to assess and
understand your needs, develop your solutions, and
achieve your objectives. PAS provides high-quality
personal service." No comment.
- Found under
"Opportunities":
- "PAS offers a
comprehensive benefits package along with
excellent compensation. If you are ready to move into
a fast-paced work force where your skills can truly
make a difference, you should consider PAS."
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| www.joie.com |
Um,
it's in some other language, but at the top it says "Tip
Web - Presence Provider". Um, ok.. |
| www.danny.com |
Hard
core PORN! (aka "Danni's Hard Drive") oh boy.. |
| www.michelle.com |
Not
taken.. |
| www.stenz.com |
Another
foreign site.. but this one has music! |
| www.lenz.com |
At
least THIS one has a link to an American site! "Lenz is
the world's leader in Digital Command Control for model
railroads." Not touching that one. |
| www.youknowwhy.com |
A
dummy page for "Amberset - Intelligent Classroom
Products" |
| www.iamaman.com |
A
site "under construction" in ELEVEN LANGUAGES! |
| www.cuppage.com |
*sigh*
Nothing |
| www.thumb.com |
Anything
and EVERYTHING about thumbs.. hilarious site! |
Ok, I'm tired.. but if anyone else
finds anything good, post it! This was actually quite amusing.
Re: Gonna Jump Right
in Toots!
by Krysta
December 24, 1999
PD on the case...
| www.ppd.com |
Currently
under construction. (hot damn!) |
| www.wetcurls.com |
No
one's taken that. Sheesh! Don't they realize that me and my chat
Mannyac buddies will flock to this site?! |
| www.curls.com |
Top of
their page reads, " If you've made it here, you're probably
bored and out surfing. Luckily, you've surfed to the right
place." mwahahaha! Turns out it's a site for trivia. Yay
fun! |
| www.hotitaliansausage.com |
Surprise!
No takers. What a waste... |
| www.sausage.com |
Web
page for Sausage Software from the makers of Hot Dog Web-Editor.
Sound interesting?? |
| www.nookie.com |
Before
you start questioning my sanity, realize that at first I went
for "Manny nookie" and when I turned up empty-handed I
said what the hell and tried "Nookie.com." As I
suspected...hardcore PORNO! So if you're that type... |
| www.buttrub.com |
Think
Casa Santos/negligee day. Turns out buttrub.com sells barbeque
seasonings. So if you're looking to bbq some bonds, there ya go. |
| www.yeahbaby.com |
Seemingly
innocent web site right? WRONG! Hardcore Porn site under
construction. |
| www.lfw.com |
Laurel
Falls Wedding... Webbie for Laser Focus World (The World of
Optoelectronics). |
My brain's fried now. Off to Manny Tape
World! Happy Holidays!
Thanks for the hard
work, PD!
by Candy
December 24, 1999
Doing
my part, I looked up:
| www.suckingwetcurls.com |
*sigh*
nothing.. maybe I should jump right on that! Um, not
literally.. well, maybe literally.. ahhhhhhhhh.. must go watch
pool day!!!!! |
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