Twas The Day Before Christmas....

by Alicat

December 24, 1999

Twas the day before Christmas
And all through my house
Not a creature was stirring (if they knew what was good for them)
Except for my mouse.

The tape was cued to my CBS station with care,
In hopes that a long, soul kissy
Manny love scene
Soon would be there.

Awaiting Michelle and Danny in their designer linens-stripped bed.
While visions of network censor's screams danced in my head.

"The moon on the breast..." OMG Clement Moore!!
Wish you were writing for the couple we adore!

I digress through all the bed springing and shutter throwing, but I must say.
I hope all the action isn't left for this coming Monday.

On Jaw Jut,
On Tongue Slip,
On Face Hold,
On Chest Sweep.
On Thumb Rub,
On Cuppage,
On "I'm sorry, we can't come to the phone right now....Beeeeeeep.."

So I say to my Mannyac friends, if we don't like what we see....
We should write some nasty letters
to The Powers That Be.

Merry Christmas Mannyacs,
Alicat