Top 10 ways for Mannyacs to survive a PAS post

by Jenn

November 12, 1999

(10)   Rewatch old tapes of Michelle giving Danny CPR in case any of us pass out from the initial shock and pass out cold.

(9)    Recruit Harley Cooper Spaulding to do a cyber-surveillance to make sure it's really our man. If a troll is discovered, dispatch Dietz to take care of the problem.

(8)    Request personal nasal cannulas from our lovely Ms. Portia for the endless amount of collective oxygen we need for the next few days.

(7)    Replace "Manny" with "a PAS post" in Kristie's Shooter/Oreo game. Down the whole bag/bottle if we get another post.

(6)    Call each other and report the news (oh wait, that actually happened...) LOL

(5)    Attempt a literary analysis of the actual post, since it's the most drama we've seen in days. ("Were there any misspellings?" LOL Alicat)

(4)    Email the moderators to make sure the post is a permanent fixture on the Greatest Hits forum.

(3)    Ask Jennifer H to pull out the old PAS email and compare word usage. How do you do handwriting analysis on emails?

(2)    Check the board every 15 minutes tomorrow for a post from Joie. Down another package of Oreos or another bottle of spirits if one actually appears. Be the first person to respond to the post and win a free gray tank-top.

(1)    Enjoy this while breathing calmly and smiling brightly! It's the most excitement we've had in some time around here, and it proves that PAS/JL know they have a loyal fan base.

Jenn