Top Ten Ways To Piss Off A Mannyac by Tracee April
19, 1999 9) Think it's really in our best interests to have no Manny scenes for over a week, the longer you make them sweat, the sweeter it'll be. Word to the wise... Patience is *not* a virtue for most soap viewers. 8) Put a boo boo on Danny's head. Who are you people and how could you be so heartless as to mess up that precious face!? 7) Make the superficial boo boo just a reminder of how deeply the boo boo runs. Danny hit his head, that's why Danny is acting so reckless. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. 6) Mistakenly believe 10 Danny and Pilar/Carmen/Juan, etc. scenes makes up for the lack of scenes you think you're teasing us with, by not showing us. Particularly when they've had the same scene five times already (and one of the characters has only been on two weeks!). 5) Have Dietz, YKW, TWV, and/or Carmen, be right, about *anything*. 4) Pretend like Michelle would really give a damn if YKW and TWV were doing it right there in her lap, for reasons other than her dry cleaning bill. 3) Widen the already canyon like gap, between them because you think you're so cool and literary with your "star crossed lovers" jones. Now is not the time to get all hoity toity, showing off your English degrees, on us. 2) Miscalculate and think successful couple= let's throw everyone into the pot with them, and have them piggyback on their success. Excepting Ray, because he's just damn cute! 1) Enter a Mannyac chat room, announce PAS is getting married (when you know he's not, because you're delusional and think it's you he's marrying :P) and expect people to not torture you for weeks with this stunt. :-)
|
