Top Eleven Rejected Exit Story Ideas For Michelle by Tracee September 8, 2000 11) She finally uses those non-refundable tickets to Majorca. 10) Turns out Danny was right, this was all a dream, and Michelle is still floating in the lake waiting for Dietz to leave and the lack of oxygen is making her imagine all these crazy things happening to her. 9) Never before done... Michelle disappears and Danny clones her into quadruplets, Michelle Bauer, Michelle Santos, Dr. Michelle and Dominatrix Michelle. 8) Michelle decides to visit with her friends in the same non-existent places they currently reside. 7) Michelle finally tells Rick to mind his own business, he responds by locking her in her room for the extended unruly child version of time out. No one notices she's missing. 6) Agent Conklin awards her with the "Undercover Agent of the Year Award" from the FBI, informs her, her work here is done and it's time for her to move on. 5) Now that Meta's returned, Michelle takes over as babysitter extraordinaire. Always on time, always dependable, always around, always spoken of, but never quite seen. 4) She admits her heart's true desire after all those mornings being served breakfast in bed... Dietz. 3) She arrives at Casa Santos, and finally realizes just what it is Danny does all day as head of the family is really her worst nightmare come true when she finds him in his skid marked skivvies, scratching his belly, drinking a beer and scratching off instant lottery tickets. 2) She discovers all the plans against she and Danny, tells him, they work out their differences, reconcile and she's presumed dead. Oh wait that's not supposed to be funny... 1) A misplaced Santos salute with fingers or... other appendages... reawakens that little blindness problem.
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